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Robert Beal
Bobby, Bruce, Skippy(?)
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12/6/81
Computer Science (BSc)
London (NW)
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The maker of this site, known as Bobby. The calm, intelligent one in the house with the role of house
representative. A big Bruce Lee fan, and extremely keen on Martial Arts, especially Chinese kick boxing.
Known for sometimes being a sly, yet charming character.
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Darren Trim
Ray, Troy Tempest
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xx/x/78
Business and Accounting (BSc)
Bournemouth
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Usually found at a bar (or foot of a bar), Ray is the beer drinker in the house. He is known for his loud and
smelly morning farts and 10 minute toilet warnings. If he's not at a bar though, Ray will be on his computer browsing
the Internet, looking for the mysterious and unnamed 'Catalogue Girl'.
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Ben Draper
Chequebook, $, Cheggers
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28/4/81
Business and Management (BSc)
Seven Oaks (Kent)
"Ohhhh, you have got to..."
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The chilled (often too chilled) one in the house. Ben is the one with the money, which is how
the name Chequebook came about. Known for his red trousers and modern lifestyle, Ben can be found
doing anything...and I mean anything.
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John Sanderson
Rambo, Dirty John Boy, the Milkman
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23/4/81
History (BSc)
A little town somewhere
"Oh, sorry boys..."
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John is the hard boy marine, with soft inner core. John is always doing fitness, whether it is in the
gym, in his room or in the shower. John, being from the States is used to driving on both the left and right
side of the road. He is also known as the Milkman because he always delivers.
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Adam Arthur Kettle-Williams
Chopper, Kaliber, Edmundo
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xx/x/78
Spanish and Mongolian (BSc)
Portsmouth (really Plymouth)
"Errrr, hello...there"
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Adam is the smoothy in the house. He uses his witty sense of sarcasm (the lowest form of humour and
highest form of ignorance) to woo women back to his Spanish sex palace. Known for his Sean Connery
chest hair and drinking shots of water (instead of vodka) during drinking games. Adam is always
whining and having childish tantrums, especially on the football pitch when his is substituted, hence the name Edmundo.
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Charlotte Hastings
Charly, Mum
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xx/x/81
Law (BSc)
Surrey (need I say more)
"You bastards!"
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Charly is the mummy of the house, although is well know for her childishness and sudden fits of energy.
She has the loudest mouth this side of Exeter, and can create more noise than one of Ray's farts. Known
for wanting to be one of the lads, and her large bosoms.
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